Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
It is still seriously cold outside.
HOW COLD IS IT?
You're timing is getting better readers but it is so cold, I'm not even going to bother with this bit because I want to stay warm.
In any event, it is so cold I'm not venturing out of The Free Choice E-zine's nice warm office looking for material, so we'll just have to see what I can dig up out of the dreaded Round File!
Ready?
Did you hear about the perfectionist who walked into a bar?
Apparently it wasn't set high enough.
What do you call a priest who is studying to be an attorney?
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| THE DREADED ROUND FILE! |
A Father In Law.
When is a door🚪 not a door?
When it's a jar. 🫙😼
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from his job at the Ice Cream🍦 shop?
He refused to work on Sundaes.
How did the Hamburger🍔 introduce his new girlfriend to everyone?
"I'd like you to meet Patty."
What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?
A Thesaurus Text.
I called five florists wanting decorating advice, but none of them knew anything about carpet or tile.
Why do they consider me the idiot???
Regardless of what some people think, the Earth🌎 CAN'T be flat!
Otherwise, us cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.😼
And for those interested, February 1 is also Dark Chocolate🍫 Day but remember, there is no WE in chocolate!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend when, because of the way the calendar is arranged this year, I team up with Koda Canine to celebrate both the "Big Game"🏈 and Valentine's Day💞 here on The Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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