AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine, and can we start the weekend all over again? I was not ready.
Our top story:
Police are still looking for the thieves that robbed the music store and got away with the Lute.
Chefs want to remind everyone that contrary to popular belief, putting popcorn kernels in your pancake batter doesn't make the pancake flip by itself.
Scientists have discovered that it isn’t the clothes dryer that causes your clothing to no longer fit. It’s the refrigerator.
New research shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren’t happy.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Authorities are skeptical about the man who claims he was kidnapped by mimes who did unspeakable things to him.
If you’re refrigerator is running, don’t just sit there reading this. Go catch it!
Now it’s time for my editorial.
After "forgiveness is the best thing,” what comes second? I’m not sure, but that’s the most searched question on the Internet.
And finally:
You look in the mirror and sometimes see a mess of a human being. But you don't see the lives you touched or the people you saved. You don't see the love you've given freely or the extraordinary memories you've made. You are a book of beautiful moments and feelings. Keep adding new pages to that book.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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