SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE: APRIL 2026

 AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE

WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.

Hello Everybody!

I’m Koda Canine, and can we start the weekend all over again? I was not ready.

Our top story:

Police are still looking for the thieves that robbed the music store and got away with the Lute.

Chefs want to remind everyone that contrary to popular belief, putting popcorn kernels in your pancake batter doesn't make the pancake flip by itself.

Scientists have discovered that it isn’t the clothes dryer that causes your clothing to no longer fit. It’s the refrigerator.

New research shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Now, back to what passes for the news.

Authorities are skeptical about the man who claims he was kidnapped by mimes who did unspeakable things to him.

If you’re refrigerator is running, don’t just sit there reading this. Go catch it!

Now it’s time for my editorial.

After "forgiveness is the best thing,” what comes second? I’m not sure, but that’s the most searched question on the Internet.

And finally: 

You look in the mirror and sometimes see a mess of a human being. But you don't see the lives you touched or the people you saved. You don't see the love you've given freely or the extraordinary memories you've made. You are a book of beautiful moments and feelings. Keep adding new pages to that book.

On that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.

For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.

NEXT SUNDAY: PIPER D. KATT'S CELEBRITY CITINGS.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 19, 2025

 😎FUN FACT

HOPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!🐇

WORD SEARCH

It’s been a long time since we played this and unfortunately The Free Choice E-zine still doesn’t have onscreen interactive capabilities, but with Easter tomorrow, how many EGGs🥚 can you find in the 4 letter by 4 letter grid below?

EGGE

GGEG

GEGG

EGGE

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

How many new words can you make out of the letters in EASTER?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the April 12, 2025 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What does hurkle durkle mean?

It’s a Scottish term for lounging in bed far longer than a person should.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇

Which member of The Beatles was the first to release a solo album?

While Paul confirmed the breakup of the group while promoting the release of his solo album McCartney in 1970, George Harrison was actually the first with Wonderwall Music, the soundtrack to the 1968 movie Wonderwall.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WAXY'S FAMILY ALBUMS (funny pictures)

Very photogenic

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

I've been wracking my brains, trying to come up with something special for this week's installment of The Sunday Funnies, and all I got was a headache.

Seriously though, I thought I'd go through my photo albums and show you some funny pictures.
Ready?

Grandma Dragon is a fan of William Shakespeare. Some of us think she might be old enough to have actually met the Bard, but it be impolite to ask whether or not that's actually true.

Anyway, Grandma loves this one she took on a trip through Europe once, but I'm too young to actually get the joke.

On the left is a picture of Uncle Lazy in his cave.

His real name is Archibald, but nobody actually calls him that.

Yes, the lens cap was off the camera when I shot the image, but my Uncle lives up to his name and never bothers to light any candles.

Then again, considering how bad he is at cleaning, that's probably a good thing.

On the right is a picture of my cousins from the distant Hydra side of the family.

For some reason, most of my family doesn't talk about them much, but they're nice once you get to know them.

It's tough to do anything with them though. It takes them forever to come to an agreement on any decision for some reason.

This is my cousin Sally on the left.

She's always bragging about her fancy clothes, but I don't see what's so special about them myself.

Well, that's all the time and space I have for now.
Have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

All images via clip art sources and

are public domain to the best of our knowledge.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 19, 2014

HOPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!
To celebrate, we have a special quiz for you!
Every answer to the clues below, while something Easter related, is also an everyday phrase or
eggs-pression.
Ready?

01. To urge into action
02. Brianiac
03. Fail
04. Embarassment
05. Tread carefully
06. Dependent upon just one thing?
07. Savings
08. Overcome shyness

We'll reveal all next weekend. Meanwhile, let's peek inside THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the April 12, 2014 Puzzle Corner.

COMMON BONDS
While everybody within the subsets below are the scoreboard designation for specific baseball teams, each group also has something else in common.
Do you know what it is?
01. {LAD, OAK, PIT, SEA} All are also normal words
02. {ARI, MIA, TEX} All are also people's (nick)names
03. {DET, MIN} Both are also abbreviations of real words: detective and minimum, respectively.

THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you spell out of the letters in BASEBALL?
There's more than you think.

A, abs, able, ale(s), all, as
Babe(s), bale(s) ball(s), base, be, bell(s)
Ebb(s)
Lab(s), label(s), lea(s)
Sable, sale, sea, seal, sell

More than the 30 listed above might be possible.