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The Free Choice E-zine's Editor In Chief Lee Houston, Junior here today because Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine have the Memorial Day weekend off here in the United States.
While this event is held at different times in other countries, Memorial Day is when one pauses to remember those past and present who defend and protect the freedoms you are supposed to have and enjoy. It is NOT a time for mattress or other sales.
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When a turkey runs away, does that make it chicken?
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
Never iron a four leaf clover.🍀 You don't want to press your luck.
Research has shown that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
You can't fight progress, but you can unplug a lot of it.
I just renamed my Wi-Fi router "Police Surveillance Van Number 2." That should keep anyone from pirating my Internet. 😉
I honestly don't understand how a funeral home can raise its prices and blame it on the high cost of living.
Undertakers should always tie together the shoelaces of the dead. That way, if the zombie apocalypse ever does happen...
They say you can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.
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That is absolutely not true. All you have to do is adjust the scales.
I made a fish sandwich. It just looked at it and swam away.
A man was stranded at sea and hitched a ride with a fish.
He rode for the halibut on porpoise.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
So on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.
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