I don't know whether or not you all have noticed this yet, but ever since Daylight Savings Time ended last weekend, the days are getting shorter because the sun is setting sooner.
Also, because the sun isn't out as long as it is in the Spring and Summer months, it's getting colder outside too.
Whether you want to call it Autumn or Fall, it's just a prelude to winter.
Thankfully I'm an indoor dog with a nice warm people house for my furever home, but some of my fellow canines and yes, even cats out there aren't so lucky.
I'm not about to attempt getting on my soap box, basically because they're all made out of cardboard nowadays and none of them would be able to support my weight, but if you can, please take care of your furry family members.
Now then, since I've been talking about my fellow animals, how about some animal themed humor?
Why do ducks🦆🦆 have feathers?
For the same reason humans wear clothes, to cover their butt quacks.
What do you call a cow🐮 that failed to jump over the moon?
Normal.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they forgot the lyrics.
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard🦎 on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribesman and said, "That lizard is funny."
He replied, "That is not a lizard. That is a stand up chameleon. "
I love to see chickens🐔🐔 gracefully strut and stride around and just be chickens.
They are truly poultry in motion.
Are there any actual ants🐜🐜 in ANTartctica?
If two horses🐎🐎 get married, do they have a bridal shower?
What do shrimp🦐 wear in the kitchen while cooking?
A-Prawns.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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