Monday, January 31, 2011

FANTASY AND FEAR # 3

Once again it's shameless plug time, as Pro Se Productions Presents Fantasy and Fear's fantastic third issue!
Underneath the cover by Jody Hughes and John Palmer IV illustrating Tommy Hancock's A Rub of the Lamp, you can find more pulse pounding pulp adventures within the title realms, including:
*The Meteor Terror by James Palmer
*Citadel of the New Moon by Kevin Rodgers
*Of Kin and Clan by Nancy A. Hansen, debuting her new character Roshanna the Huntress
*Sign of the Salamander, A Charles St. Cyprian Adventure by Joshua Reynolds
*Sherringford Bell looks for A Sign of the Fourth with Ken Janssens' help
*The concluding installment of The Brothers Jade novella by Don Thomas
*Desire of the Apprentice by C. W. Russette
*Sovereign City experiences The Day of the Silent Death with Derrick Ferguson
*Aaron Smith conducts both A Study In Shadows and a tour of The City of Nevermore
*And besides having a great time proofreading all these exciting tales as the magazine's editor, I get in on the fun by telling A Tavern Tale

As usual, copies are available in both E- or print formats from either Lulu at www.lulu.com or Pro Se itself at www.proseproductions.com

HAPPY READING!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: JANUARY 30, 2011

Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon flying back at you once again and I had such a good time last weekend telling some yummy food themed jokes that I've found plenty more to tell this weekend.
Ready?

What do cheerleaders drink with their lunches?
Root Beer!


What did the crook accused of stealing coleslaw tell the police?
You don't have a shred of evidence against me!

What do bowlers like to have for lunch?
Spare ribs!

What kind of shoes do butchers (or maybe Lady Gaga) wear?
Meat Loafers.

What is the best day to grill anything?
FRY day.

Why did the avid Internet surfer have a pet canary with him at all times?
He liked to tweet after meals.

What did the sweet roll in love say to the glazed donut?
"Will you be my honey bun?"

What do snow people buy from butcher shops?
Cold cuts.

What salty snack lives in the Arctic Circle?
Pret-Seals!

What dining accessory always sleeps after a meal?
The NAP-kins.

What do dancers drink with their meals?
Tap water!

What is made of bread and can do magic?
A sand Witch.

Where do astronauts eat all their meals?
In the launch room.

Why do math teachers make good meal guests?
They're great at counting calories.

Why was the quarterback a lousy dinner guest?
He would never pass anything! Not the salt. Not the pepper. Not the, well... you get the idea.

Well, that's all the room I have for this weekend folks.
Actually, I could probably squeeze a few more jokes in here, but for some reason I'm starting to get really hungry.
Anyway, have a great week and be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: JANUARY 23-29, 2011

Amongst events happening around the world this past week...

*In an attempt to calm unrest and end in that country, Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak named his first Vice President ever after 30 years in office alone. Omar Suleiman, his chief Intelligence Officer of the last two decades and long time confidant will assume the role to mixed reactions.
*Attempting to settle unrest in Tunisia, a supervisory council will oversee the interim government formed after President Zine Al Abidine Ben Ali left the country.
*Civic unrest continues in Ireland over the state of the country and its government.
*Tasmania Premier David Bartlett has resigned his post to spend more time with his family. Deputy Premier Lara Giddings will assume the vacated office.
*Portugal voters reelected President Anibal Cavaco to another term in office.
*United States investigators have been unable to link American Soldier Bradley Manning to WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. Meanwhile, various investigations continue concerning the website's practice of making classified documents public.
*United States President Barack Obama delivered the annual State of the Union address Tuesday night, calling for bipartisanship in order to tackle the challenges that face America. Whether or not he actually gets it from a divided Congress remains to be seen.

IN SPORTS...
*Kim Clijsters won her fourth grand slam title at the Australian Open.
*This year's Super Bowl will feature a classic match up with the Green Bay Packers against the Pittsburgh Steelers.
*Cyclist Lance Armstrong has officially retired from professional racing after honoring a commit to compete in an Australia event.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS...
*Mattel is starting a new advertising campaign for Ken to woo Barbie, set to culminate in a "big event" on Valentine's Day 2011.
*Actor Charlie Sheen has voluntarily entered a rehab center for an unknown reason, putting filming of his sitcom Two and a Half Men on hiatus.
*The 83rd Academy Awards nominees were announced early Tuesday morning. Major contenders include The King's Speech, The Social Network, Inception, The Black Swan, and the remake of True Grit.


For more news at any time, either scroll down to the IN OTHER NEWS feature at the bottom of your screen or visit any reputable website.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JANUARY 29, 2011

Today is INTERNATIONAL PUZZLE DAY! Let's celebrate!

TRIVIA TIME
What was Tim Matheson's first acting job? (Hint: Think television.)

COMMON BONDS
The following groups each have something in common. Do you know what it is?
01. {Kokomo by the Beach Boys; Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin}
02. {Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News, Double Back by ZZ Top}

We'll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let's peek into THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of our TV THEME QUIZ from last weekend's Puzzle Corner.

01. The theme to The Greatest American Hero was officially entitled "Believe It Or Not" and sung by Joey Scarbury.
02. "The Unknown Stuntman " was sung by The Fall Guy's star Lee Majors.
03. Glenn Miller and Herbert Hoover were both mentioned by name in "Those Were The Days", the theme song to All In The Family.
04. "Suicide Is Painless" was the title to the theme from M*A*S*H.
05. Believe it or not, the most successful TV theme song (to date) has been the Bill Hayes version of The Ballad of Davy Crockett, spending a month at the top of the charts in 1955. Davy Crockett star Fess Parker's own rendition of the song only made it to # 6 around the same time.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS 2011

Editorial Analysis by The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior

Last night on a nationwide broadcast, United States President Barack Obama gave the annual State of the Union address, outlining America's current status, along with his hopes and plans for at least the coming year, if not more long term goals as well.
As with the previous State of the Union addresses President Obama has delivered, no one can deny his skills as a public speaker.
Yet when push comes to shove, actions speak louder than words.
What Congress does, either independently between its two chambers (Representatives and Senators) or as one august body, is fully dependent upon COMPLETE bi-partisan cooperation between the Democrats and the Republicans.
While the two parties made a good show of it last night by sitting together as one Congress instead of divided amongst the parties, especially in light of recent events in Arizona, the REAL work begins in earnest today.
While the Democrats are not totally blameless of the goals incomplete in the last two years, the Republican Party has more than their fair share of responsibility too.
I do have to give them credit for actually keeping a campaign promise. Yet House Republicans uniting to pass a repeal of the Health Care Reform Act was just a waste of time and tax payer dollars.
The rebuttal to the State of the Union address, delivered by Republican Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, does not show much promise for cooperation in the coming months, given all the party rhetoric as to what is allegedly wrong with this country and the reasons why. It just seemed to me like a chance to stir fears and doubts in the American public once again.
I truly and most sincerely hope I am wrong about my suspicion that the coming months will be nothing but more party rivalries.
For when that happens, it's this country and its citizens that suffer, and both have endured enough.

MEANWHILE...
Amongst the topics discussed by President Obama last night were:
*Bi-partisanship sorely needed to steer this country towards the future.
*He will be presenting the annual budget within the next few weeks, including a freeze on spending over the next five years as long as it does not hurt existing programs. "Americans find ways to live within their means, and there is no reason why their government shouldn't." Federal employees are already in the midst of a two year pay freeze, and the military has promised to start looking into budget cuts within the various branches.
*End tax breaks to oil companies to hopefully develop alternate fuel sources and means of transportation, like electric cars.
*Improve the education system by stopping the current practice of "teaching to pass tests" and end 'No Child Left Behind', which created the current practice of teaching to past tests.
*Address the issue of illegal aliens.
*Improve the intra-structure of this country.
*American troops in Iran and Afghanistan will start coming home this July.
*Close the tax breaks and loopholes, especially for the rich, and restructure the tax code so it's easier/fairer to every tax payer.
*Reduce the deficit.
*"Wire this country", by improving the existing technology and access to it, allowing everyone on the information superhighway, aka the Internet.

Although there was not a whole lot of detail in regards to exactly how all of the above will be accomplished, especially making sure both the Democrats AND the Republicans cooperate with each other, that is not a new thing. Many a past State of the Union address has discussed ideas and goals, but not actual plan details that specific night.
Yet one thing notably absent Tuesday night, besides Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona, was any mention of gun control. While there are a whole lot of nervous elected officials in the wake of recent events, I guess we will just have to wait and see what develops on that front.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: JANUARY 23, 2011

Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here, finally back although the problem that kept me away for a while still hasn't been fixed to my liking.
LIFETIME supply of chocolate my hind foot!
For Christmas, I got this really big box that I thought was PART of a lifetime supply of Belgosian dark chocolate. But by January 12, the box was empty!
So I thought another box would be coming soon, but guess what?
That one box was it!
What was the Bubblehead who gave it to me, let alone the chocolate people, thinking?
For one thing, the chocolate people claim you were only supposed to eat ONE piece a day. Are they kidding?
Me and chocolate is like anyone else and oxygen. There is NO way you could ever eat just one piece of that great Belgosian dark chocolate a day!
Plus, do you know how long dragons live? I think there should be a LOT more chocolate coming my way, but right now I have to let my lawyer fight it out with the chocolate people and that Bubblehead.
Meanwhile, let me tell you some good food jokes.

What did the bread say to the margarine?
Don't try to butter me up!

Why did the student throw his lunch in the garbage?
It was nothing but junk food.

What kind of frankfurter shivers a lot?
A chili dog.

Why does the person in charge of the school never skip lunch?
It's their principal meal.

What do joggers do during their lunch hour?
They eat and run.

Well folks, I'm afraid that's all the space I have for this weekend.
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! -wd.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

REMEMBERING JOHN F. KENNEDY

The following is an editorial.

This past week marked the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy taking the oath of office to become the 35th President of the United States.
I have waited until now to post anything about the anniversary because frankly, I did not know what to say at first. I possess no negative thoughts about the man, but most of his life was lived before I was even born and I was but a wee infant during the last year and a half of his life.
It's easy to look back upon his life and times with awe. The Bay of Pigs, the Cuban Missile Crisis, the growing conflict in Viet Nam, the Peace Corps, the dream that became realized with the first human beings setting foot upon the surface of the moon.
So instead, I ask "What if?"
What if Kennedy was never assassinated? If such a dastardly deed was even still attempted in this dream scenario, it's nice to think that all the culprits would have been discovered and the conspiracy (if any) would be revealed.
But what if Kennedy not only finished serving his first term in office, but successfully won reelection for a second, making him President until whoever succeeded him took office in January 1969?
When would the Civil Rights issue have been resolved? It was definitely something Kennedy was concerned about, but never got to completely address himself.
Would America still have entered the Viet Nam war? Kennedy was hoping to find a peaceful solution to the situation in the early 1960s. Would he have succeeded?
Who would have been sworn in as the 36th President of the United States come January 1969? Would then Vice-President Lyndon Johnson have run? Would Kennedy's brother Robert still have sought that office in 1968? Or would Richard Nixon (or someone else) have ran and won?
Whatever the answer in this alternative history, John F. Kennedy still would not have been President when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin set foot on the moon later that year, but he definitely would have been amongst the loudest cheering them on.
And what would Kennedy have done with his life after leaving office?
One can only wonder.
Obviously, events since November 22, 1963 definitely would have been vastly different under this scenario.
But in the end, sadly, all we can ask is "What if?"