Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here, finally back although the problem that kept me away for a while still hasn't been fixed to my liking.
LIFETIME supply of chocolate my hind foot!
For Christmas, I got this really big box that I thought was PART of a lifetime supply of Belgosian dark chocolate. But by January 12, the box was empty!
So I thought another box would be coming soon, but guess what?
That one box was it!
What was the Bubblehead who gave it to me, let alone the chocolate people, thinking?
For one thing, the chocolate people claim you were only supposed to eat ONE piece a day. Are they kidding?
Me and chocolate is like anyone else and oxygen. There is NO way you could ever eat just one piece of that great Belgosian dark chocolate a day!
Plus, do you know how long dragons live? I think there should be a LOT more chocolate coming my way, but right now I have to let my lawyer fight it out with the chocolate people and that Bubblehead.
Meanwhile, let me tell you some good food jokes.
What did the bread say to the margarine?
Don't try to butter me up!
Why did the student throw his lunch in the garbage?
It was nothing but junk food.
What kind of frankfurter shivers a lot?
A chili dog.
Why does the person in charge of the school never skip lunch?
It's their principal meal.
What do joggers do during their lunch hour?
They eat and run.
Well folks, I'm afraid that's all the space I have for this weekend.
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! -wd.
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