Sunday, January 30, 2011
THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: JANUARY 30, 2011
What do cheerleaders drink with their lunches?
What did the crook accused of stealing coleslaw tell the police?
You don't have a shred of evidence against me!
What do bowlers like to have for lunch?
What kind of shoes do butchers (or maybe Lady Gaga) wear?
What is the best day to grill anything?
Why did the avid Internet surfer have a pet canary with him at all times?
He liked to tweet after meals.
What did the sweet roll in love say to the glazed donut?
"Will you be my honey bun?"
What do snow people buy from butcher shops?
What salty snack lives in the Arctic Circle?
What dining accessory always sleeps after a meal?
What do dancers drink with their meals?
What is made of bread and can do magic?
A sand Witch.
Where do astronauts eat all their meals?
In the launch room.
Why do math teachers make good meal guests?
They're great at counting calories.
Why was the quarterback a lousy dinner guest?
He would never pass anything! Not the salt. Not the pepper. Not the, well... you get the idea.
Well, that's all the room I have for this weekend folks.
Actually, I could probably squeeze a few more jokes in here, but for some reason I'm starting to get really hungry.
Anyway, have a great week and be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.