Sunday, January 30, 2011


Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon flying back at you once again and I had such a good time last weekend telling some yummy food themed jokes that I've found plenty more to tell this weekend.

What do cheerleaders drink with their lunches?
Root Beer!

What did the crook accused of stealing coleslaw tell the police?
You don't have a shred of evidence against me!

What do bowlers like to have for lunch?
Spare ribs!

What kind of shoes do butchers (or maybe Lady Gaga) wear?
Meat Loafers.

What is the best day to grill anything?
FRY day.

Why did the avid Internet surfer have a pet canary with him at all times?
He liked to tweet after meals.

What did the sweet roll in love say to the glazed donut?
"Will you be my honey bun?"

What do snow people buy from butcher shops?
Cold cuts.

What salty snack lives in the Arctic Circle?

What dining accessory always sleeps after a meal?
The NAP-kins.

What do dancers drink with their meals?
Tap water!

What is made of bread and can do magic?
A sand Witch.

Where do astronauts eat all their meals?
In the launch room.

Why do math teachers make good meal guests?
They're great at counting calories.

Why was the quarterback a lousy dinner guest?
He would never pass anything! Not the salt. Not the pepper. Not the, well... you get the idea.

Well, that's all the room I have for this weekend folks.
Actually, I could probably squeeze a few more jokes in here, but for some reason I'm starting to get really hungry.
Anyway, have a great week and be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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