Hey Everybody! I'm back!
Koda Canine here safe indoors with my people's air conditioner on because while today is just the prelude, the weather service says our FOURTH heat wave of 2025 starts in earnest tomorrow.
Not sure who this Ernest guy is, but I'd rather be a chili dog than a hot dog.😉
I'm not sure how to change the scent setting on the AC either because right now it still smells like house and not fresh meat market to me.
In any event, it's joke time!
I love being a house dog.
Free TV, provided I like what everyone else is watching because I can't change the channel myself.
Free room and board.
If I could just master the can opener and the bathroom that was illogically built with only humans in mind, I'd really have it made.
The living room recliner and I go way back, until it either hits the wall or my people catch me on it.
I overheard one human telling another that he had so many computer password problems that he had to rename his dog fifteen times.
Why couldn't he just come up with a new password and let the dog keep its name?
Do you know how hard it is to legally change your name?
And in today's world, that might not be a good idea to begin with.
Did you know us dogs like to run around in circles because it's too hard to run in squares?
Square dance maybe, but not square running.
Of course running around in circles gives us a fighting chance to catch our tail when needed because it's the only way we can make ends meet.
While no self respecting dog wants to pull a sled, unless you're the lead dog the view never changes.
Some people ask me what do I want to be when I grow up.
A famous detective like Sherlock Bones or a great magician like Houndini?
What's wrong with being me?
Besides, who said I wanted to grow up to begin with?
And remember: never let your dog near ducks if he's a pure bread.😉
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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