AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine, and you should learn from the mistakes of people who take your advice.
Our top story:
Hitting the Escape Key on your computer will not help you leave work early.
And don't bother watching the time clock🕐.
That will just make it move slower but whenever you have to punch the time clock, make sure it doesn't punch back.
There are two words that will open doors for anyone.
Push and Pull.
Breaking news: The Earth🌍 revolves around the Sun🌞, not you.
And now, a word from our sponsor.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Keith Richards reportedly owns a guitar🎸 for every year he has been alive.
The rest tragically burned in a fire.
Age has its advantages. I just can't remember what they are.
Scientists have discovered the three symptoms of laziness. Number 1…
Number 1…
Number 1?
Guess we’ll have to get back to this story later.
This just in: The kitchen remodeler was arrested for counter fitting.
Now it’s time for my editorial.
Hi Ed.
Hi Tori.
Hi Al.
Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs?💡
Watts the difference?
And finally:
Taco Bell is selling fries. Burger King is selling Tacos. Kentucky Fried Chicken is putting Cheetos on chicken sandwiches.
What is this world coming to?
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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