With Summer fast approaching, some thoughts turn to the beach.
With that in mind, our resident comedienne Ms. Waxy Dragon, one amongst many avatars of an avid Internet surfer, sent us some fun in the sun jokes.
Take it away Waxy!
What do you call a penguin at the beach? J
Lost. (with apologies to Chilly Willy)
What do you call a snowman at the beach?
There was a sea scout troop that came to the beach every summer and camped near the water line because the marine life was so friendly there.
The porpoises were so friendly they swam nearby at dinner time hoping to get a morsel from any of the campers.
Because of this, the chef used to announce dinner by yelling: "Dinner! For all in tents... and porpoises."
What did the sea say to the beach? I
Nothing. It just waved.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
And we'll sea you next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!