The Northern Hemisphere is now experiences Autumn, aka fall.
Now, fall is an interesting time of year. It's like Mother Nature ran out of green crayons and had to use up the other colors in the box before she could get more.
Personally, I love fall. I can fly and dash through the leaves, and being a warm blooded creature, the cold weather doesn't bother me. Winter still bothers me some, but I'll fly south later.
So meanwhile, here are some of my favorite fall jokes.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a lousy summer!
What did the tree say to autumn?
Leaf me alone.
And if we're talking about Autumn the puppy, I don't think I can repeat the tree's reply here.
What did one leaf say to the other?
I'm falling for you!
Just think, if money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!
Autumn is when you drag all your winter clothes out of the closet and see what the moths were up to over the summer.
How come only leaves fall in autumn and prices don't?
Well, Douglas Adams once wrote that flying was just a question of not hitting the ground when you fall, but I guess the leaves never learned that lesson.
In any event, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.
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