Sunday, September 15, 2013


If I could talk to the animals, I'd probably have nothing to say!
Hello everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Now there are all kinds of animals in the world, yet (despite its size) one of the most overlooked is the elephant.
So I have searched high and low to present you with this collection of elephant jokes.
And let's leave politics out of it, shall we? The Republican Party is enough of a joke as it is.

Why do elephants refuse to fly?
They can't get their airfare for peanuts.

Elephants can ride trains, but they have to check their trunks in the baggage compartment.

Why do elephants have such big trunks?
Have you ever tried packing all your belongings into just one container before?

How do you walk an elephant?
Tie a rope around the animal and hang on tight when it starts off!

I feel sorry for elephants. They're never offered a seat and always have to stand up. Then again, where could you find a chair big enough for one to sit in?
I know what I am, but who are you?

How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards!

If people see pink elephants when they get drunk, what do elephants see when they've had too much to drink?

By the way, what IS that elephant doing here?
Anything it wants to!

In Animal Crackers, Groucho Marx said "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. But how the elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know." I just hope Captain Spaulding did his shooting with a camera!

What does Tarzan say when he spots a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of elephants in the distance!"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to build a new fence.

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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