SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL! (2013)

Teacher's pet?

Teacher's other pet?

Hello everybody! Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here with our annual Back to School edition of The Sunday Funnies!
"Of course, parents started celebrating the moment their children went back," said Waxy, "but we're here now to tell you some great jokes on the subject. Ready?"

"If a man had four horses but only three stalls, what would he do to protect the fourth horse?" asked the teacher.
"Give him to me," replied the girl in the back row. "I've always wanted a pony!"

"Guess what dad?" said his son, trying to put a positive spin on things. "You won't have to buy me new textbooks this year. I'm in the same classes all over again!"

Education, original format (image via Google)

Teacher: "How much would your father have to pay if he owed ten percent of a $500 (US Dollars) bill to the
mechanic and $400 to the electric company?"
Student: "Nothing. He'd skip town first."

If you have a substitute teacher, do the lessons still count?

Mother: "What did you have for lunch at school today?"
Student: "We don't know. The lab tests haven't come back yet."

What is a snake's favorite school subject?
Hiss-story.

Sadly, taking a ladder to school will not help you achieve a higher education.

AUTUMN: "What is the most popular sentence at school?"
WAXY: "I don't know."
AUTUMN: "Correct!"

And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--AtP and WD.