Sunday, December 14, 2014


Getting into the holiday

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here, getting ready for Christmas. I've a lot to do as I put up and decorate my tree. Should I go with the traditional Draconian ornaments or just drape the limbs with empty Belgosian Dark Chocolate wrappers? Decisions, decisions...
Anyway, while I work and listen to some Christmas Carols to get me in the holiday mood. First, let me put on I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas by Gayla Peevey.
Now then, on to the jokes.

I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas?

Who is Santa Claus' wife?
MARY Christmas Claus.
What? You've never heard Santa call for her before. Geez, have you been living in a cave like some of my dragon friends or what?

If they did a survey in the Arctic, would it be a North Poll?

More funny Christmas songs!
Hmm... I don't want to use Great-Grandma Dragon's lights, because they're just a bunch of colored candles. But where did I put that box of ornaments? Anyway, time to change the record to one of my all time favorite Christmas albums.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Why does Santa like to go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.

What do elves do after school?
Their gnome work.

What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.

What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?
Jungle Bells.

Time to get a little serious with the mood music.
OOPS! Time to change records again.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.

What do reindeer always say before telling a joke?
"This one will sleigh you!"

Why does Autumn the Puppy hang up her Christmas stocking?
Because she's waiting for Santa Paws.

(Depending upon where you live...)
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrrr.....

What do reindeer have that no other animal does?
Baby reindeer!

Waxy's tree
Now, there's so much more to do like hanging up my stocking, making sure the place is clean, etc.; etc.; etc....

It's those et ceteras that will get you every time!
Okay, so while I try to decide between Alvin and the Chipmunks or Bing Crosby for my next album to play before I get back to work, have a great week everyone and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.

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