So let's see...
Would a chicken crossing the road be poultry in motion?
Would a backward poet write inverse?
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Who spell checks the person responsible for making sure all the letters are present within a can of alphabet soup?
If they have such great power(s), how come you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
On a similar note, if they're so smart, how come you never see the headline "Genius Wins Lottery"?
If dog food is supposed to be "new and improved", who tested the claim first? It certainly wasn't any dog I know.
They say you're supposed to make lemonade when life hands you a bunch of lemons, but what if you don't like lemonade?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
And for the intellectuals reading this...
If the answer to the ultimate question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is "42", then why is the question "What do you get when you multiply 6 x 9?"
Of course, there's always...
In any event folks, have a great week, stay safe and warm, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.
Video courtesy of YouTube. Pinky and the Brain. Narf!