Santa Claus brought me a whole bunch of new joke books for Christmas!
Or are these reprints of previous joke books?
Anyway, let's kick off the new year with something special.
The answer to every jokes rhymes!
What do you call a play starring pack animals?
A llama drama!
See how this works? Let's move on, because if you have to explain a joke, then it isn't funny.
What do you call a nervous snake?
A hyper viper.
What do you call an angry snake?
A madder adder.
What's the most popular attraction at the forest health spa?
The fauna sauna.
What do you call a marten story?
A sable fable.
What would you call my personal vehicle?
A dragon wagon.
What would you call my public transportation?
|Also an old TV reference
What do you call a royal dog?
A regal beagle!
What language do Australian dogs speak?
As I said, Autumn the Puppy will be here next time.
Until then, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.--wd.