SUNDAY FUNNIES: HERE COMES RHYMING WAXY!

Hello Everybody, and welcome to the first Sunday Funnies of 2015!
Santa Claus brought me a whole bunch of new joke books for Christmas!
Or are these reprints of previous joke books?
Anyway, let's kick off the new year with something special.
The answer to every jokes rhymes!
Ready?

What do you call a play starring pack animals?
A llama drama!
See how this works? Let's move on, because if you have to explain a joke, then it isn't funny.

What do you call a nervous snake?
A hyper viper.

What do you call an angry snake?
A madder adder.

What animal guarantees message delivery within its own lifetime?
Snail mail.

What's the most popular attraction at the forest health spa?
The fauna sauna.

What do you call a marten story?
A sable fable.

What would you call my personal vehicle?
A dragon wagon.

What would you call my public transportation?

Also an old TV reference

Waxy's taxis.

Here's one for Autumn the Puppy, who will be back next weekend.
What do you call a royal dog?
A regal beagle!

And finally...
What language do Australian dogs speak?
Dingo lingo.

As I said, Autumn the Puppy will be here next time.

Until then, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.--wd.