It's actually a nice day for a change in my yard.
Bearable, until that chill wind hits you, so I'm trying to clean out and spruce up my doghouse in anticipation of the warmer days to come.
Provided Spring ever shows up.
So while I've been cleaning, my mind's be wandering and wondering.
And before you ask, yes it is old enough to be left unattended. Anyway...
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember, if the world didn't have gravity, we all would of been spun off it ages ago!
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If someone was going to make a generic soft drink to get people away from
buying the real thing, shouldn't they at least come up with a better name for the product?
And why am I out here cleaning out my dog house when I can be nice and warm with my people back inside their house?
On that note, have a great week everybody and we'll be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.