In some parts of the world, including North America, we have just entered Daylight Saving Time.
If your area is participating, I hope you remembered to set your clocks ahead.
Otherwise, you'll be an hour late everywhere.
Of course, being a dog; time only matters to me in regards to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sleeping.
During this, people set the clocks ahead one hour, complain about the lack of sleep, still complain about the electric bill because they are now running the air conditioner longer (thank you climate change!) and complain when their jobs or whatever keep them from enjoying Spring, Summer, and all that extra daylight.
It's a vicious cycle.
The idea was first conceived way back in 1784 by Benjamin Franklin, but not used on a regular basis until during both World War 1 and World War 2 to help conserve resources. It was officially adopted for full time use by the United States in 1966, although Congress keeps changing the start and ending dates; despite the fact they have a lot more important things to do.
But now the part you've all been waiting for...
Some "timely" jokes.
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Time flies when your having fun.
Of course, if you're a reptile: time's fun when you're having flies.
My five year plan is make it through a whole month.
Diet, Day one: I removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious!
They say life is what happens while you're busy making plans, but who does the planning for life itself?
Remember: a busted clock is still correct twice a day.
The one good thing about Daylight Saving Time?
So, have a great week everyone and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.
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