SUNDAY FUNNIES: DID SPRING SPRUNG? (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Still trying to make sense of the world, or at least my little corner of the cosmos.

Perfect example: Today, at least for the Western Hemisphere, is supposed to be the first day of Spring, an event I really look forward to.
But what do we get?
Cold temperatures and snow overnight!

Now I know why bears and some other animals hibernate over the winter.
Weather wise, the Earth seems to be bi-polar now.

Only down side to sleeping for six months is that (besides being a long way off from beating Rip Van Winkle's record) is all the holidays you'd miss, and think of all the food, fun, and Belgosian Dark Chocolate you wouldn't get to enjoy either.

But in any event, here are some jokes to tickle your funny bone and keep you warm, or at least amused.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

They say a dog can can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away.
That seems to be a bit far fetched to me.
After all, who can throw a ball that far to begin with?
Hit it, maybe, but definitely not throw.

Once you've seen one giant shopping center, you've seen a mall.

How did the girl break up with the tractor salesman?
She sent him a John Deere Letter.

"Yes, I'm pink. So what?"

What do old Bowling balls become?
Marbles for elephants.

What do you call a dead Frisbee?
A Friswas.

If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?
"I chlorofeel for you, Man"

WARNING. If you receive an E-mail offering you
processed pork, gelatin, & salt in a can, don't open it. IT'S SPAM!!!

Dinosaurs didn't read. They are now extinct. Coincidence?

And on that note ♫, have a great week everybody, and please be here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.