Sunday, March 6, 2016


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here.

Now, no matter how old you are or what species you are, education IS important!

Of course, being just a baby dragon, I'm a long way off from completing Dragon School, but sometimes, I just look at some of the things I'm asked and have to wonder just what the real world is like. For example...

This math word problem.
If Johnny had 39 donuts and ate 27 of them, what would he have?
Even if Johnny really loved donuts, I think he'd have a full stomach AND a tummy ache long before number 27!

Of course, I think there was just a glitch in the computer printer when I saw this
question on a recent test...
Johnny has 4 apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
But my first thought? At least Johnny is eating healthier now.

Is trash decomposing in the world's rivers falling apart at the streams?

If you can't retake a subject you failed, does that mean there's no recourse?

If the entire world goes to the metric system, would cat's then be using a liter box?

While I'm totally against them, if school bullies have their first fight in the hallway, would that be their rite of passage?

Well, that's all the time I have for now.
Have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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