Sunday, April 10, 2016


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Out of all the jokes a person could tell or laugh at, the quickest have to be the one liners; with the beginning, middle, end, and laugh all in one sentence.

With that in mind, here's a nice selection of one liners to have fun with.

I don't trust stairs because they're up to something.

I love long walks, especially taken by people who annoy me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

If people are going to judge me, they should at least hold up score cards so I know how I'm doing.

If a clock is hungry, does it go back for seconds?

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

I once watched a documentary on ferns because the remote was too far away.

Are they called cellphones because we're pretty much imprisoned by them now?

It's 2016 and we still can't unsend those text messages we shoudn't of sent in the first place!

The perfect time for a snack is while you're waiting for the meal to finish cooking, although I know plenty of mothers who will say otherwise.

Miss Piggy broke up with her frog because he had "Kermitment" issues!

And on that note ♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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