Sunday, September 10, 2017


This teacher accepts chewie treats.
Winging it.
Hello Everybody!
Class is now in session!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon, bringing you the Sunday Funnies' annual Back To School Special!

That's right Autumn. Traditionally, the new school year didn't start until the day immediately following Labor Day, but now students return to class as early as mid-August!

Of course, parents still celebrate their kids returning to school with ๐Ÿ™Œgreat joy Waxy, and we celebrate on the first Sunday after Labor Day with some great jokes. Ready?

What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved in school?
It was egg-spelled.

The other day my professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.

The teacher said, "If a shepherd has 68 sheep and needs help gathering them together, how would you round them up?"
The student replied, "70."

Remember when teachers used to say, "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go."
Well, we showed them.

The rule is I before E, except when you run a Feisty Heist on a Weird Beige Foreign Neighbor. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?
Then again, how did he open the door to get on the bus in the first place???

Every year, some children are shipped off to Mime School, never to be heard from again.

It's a perfect summer day when the sun is shining, the cool breeze is gently blowing, the birds are singing, and the kids are back in school.

At school zones
Heed instructions!
Help to save
Our tax deductions.—Burma Shave

So on that note♫, take care everybody. Drive safely, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP & wd.

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