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In Henry VI, Part II, during Scene 2 of the fourth act, William Shakespeare had Dick the Butcher say, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.''
Now of course, the character was referring to the unethical ones involved within the play's events.
Like any profession, you have to take the bad ones with the good.
Yet for every Perry Mason or Rafael Barba, there is an attorney not as bright, but they do provide great comedic moments.
I submit the following as proof to the court of laughs...
Attorney: "The youngest son. The 20 year old. How old is he?"
Witness: "Don't you know?"
Attorney: "What's your current marital status?"
Man: "I'm a widower."
Attorney: "Didn't you say the murder victim was shot in the woods?"
Coroner: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
Of course, the court room scenes of Airplane 2! The Sequel! are quite funny too.
Attorney: "Any theories as to why this isn't a murder trial?"
Witness: "Because I'm still alive."
Attorney: "You were there until you left, correct?"
This one ranks right up there with the Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck routine "This week was next week last week."
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and we'll see each other again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.