Sunday, September 17, 2017


I'm supposed to learn more than jokes in school?
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Well, Dragon School is back in session. Why they always spend most of the first day reminding us dragons that people are not crunchy and don't taste good with ketchup, I have no idea.
But one good thing about being back in Dragon School is seeing a lot of my friends again and telling each other all the new jokes we learned over the summer.
So guess what?
It's time to share some of them with you!

I saw an ad that said there was a radio for sale, but the volume was stuck on full.
There was no way I could turn that down.
The whole gang's laughing over these jokes!

I stopped understand Math when the Alphabet became involved.
Y should I help Algebra find its X?
The relationship ended, so they should get over it!

The Mime Troupe making their radio debut was nothing worth hearing.

When pressed on the witness stand the tailor, who was a material witness in the law suit, came apart at the seams. Nervous, he unraveled and completely altered his testimony.
The tale he had previously woven was a complete fabrication!

My teacher told me that I should think about my future and dress accordingly.
So why did she get mad when I came to school dressed as Wonder Woman???

Bubblehead's Special Joke File
I was told that regular people go to Pre-kindergarten before attending Kindergarten.
Is Kindergarten THAT hard???

What is a foot long, made of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.

I've still got plenty of new jokes from Dragon School, as well as all the jokes I've been collecting from Bubblehead's Special Joke File all Summer long, but I'm afraid those will have to wait.

Take care everybody, have a good week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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