Sunday, February 25, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: I HEART WORD PLAY

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Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Now, based upon the title of this post, obviously I love word play.
Puns, jokes, anagrams, palindromes, haiku, you name it.
So what better topic for a column than some of my favorite jokes in this category. Ready?

The inventor of steps got a lot of stares.

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
It's called Feefiphobia.

My friend is always polite and courteous when he builds anything. He's a civil engineer.

I got into a fight with my friend over what was the best vowel.
I won.

My new flannel pajamas were full of static electricity. I took them back to the store and I got a new pair free of charge.

I blew up my chemistry experiment.
Oxidants happen.

I purchased a boomerang from a poltergeist.
That is going to come back and haunt me.

I'm putting my grades up for adoption because I can't raise them myself.

I always wanted to procrastinate, but never got around to it.

I always felt at home in the water since I was a little buoy.

Did you hear about the angry orchestra conductor?
He threw a tempo tantrum.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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