Now, based upon the title of this post, obviously I love word play.
Puns, jokes, anagrams, palindromes, haiku, you name it.
So what better topic for a column than some of my favorite jokes in this category. Ready?
The inventor of steps got a lot of stares.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
It's called Feefiphobia.
My friend is always polite and courteous when he builds anything. He's a civil engineer.
I got into a fight with my friend over what was the best vowel.
My new flannel pajamas were full of static electricity. I took them back to the store and I got a new pair free of charge.
I blew up my chemistry experiment.
I purchased a boomerang from a poltergeist.
That is going to come back and haunt me.
I'm putting my grades up for adoption because I can't raise them myself.
I always wanted to procrastinate, but never got around to it.
I always felt at home in the water since I was a little buoy.
Did you hear about the angry orchestra conductor?
He threw a tempo tantrum.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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