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| Avid reader since my youth |
Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon are off today because it's the Memorial Day holiday weekend here in the United States, and hopefully people will remember this time is for a lot more than just sales, cookouts, and the unofficial start of summer.
Anyway, I've been wondering what I could do to try and entertain everyone for a few minutes, and I finally decided to dig into the ladies' feline files and tell some cat jokes.
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| Remember the Veterans this Memorial Day Weekend! |
Ready?
What do cat actors say on stage?
"Tabby or not tabby?"
What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?
A sour puss!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
What is a cat's favorite song?
♫Three Blind Mice♫
What do you call a catburgular?
The purrpatrator.
What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
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| Why I NEVER! |
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted!
Why was the cat grouchy?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
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| "I caught the mouse!" |
What is a cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A Meowtain.
And on that note, I hope everyone has a great holiday.
If you're celebrating, please remember the veterans.
After all, if it wasn't for them, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the freedoms you have today.
Otherwise, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.
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