Sunday, May 27, 2018


Avid reader since my youth
Hello Everybody. Free Choice E-zine Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here.

Autumn the Puppy and Waxy Dragon are off today because it's the Memorial Day holiday weekend here in the United States, and hopefully people will remember this time is for a lot more than just sales, cookouts, and the unofficial start of summer.

Anyway, I've been wondering what I could do to try and entertain everyone for a few minutes, and I finally decided to dig into the ladies' feline files and tell some cat jokes.
Remember the Veterans this Memorial Day Weekend!


What do cat actors say on stage?
"Tabby or not tabby?"

What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?
A sour puss!

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

What is a cat's favorite song?
♫Three Blind Mice♫

What do you call a catburgular? 
The purrpatrator. 

What do cats like to eat on a hot day? 
A mice cream cone. 

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? 
Too many cheetahs.

Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted!

Why was the cat grouchy? 
Because he was in a bad mewd.

"I caught the mouse!"

What is a cat's favorite magazine? 
Good Mousekeeping.

Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!

What do you call a pile of cats?
A Meowtain.

And on that note, I hope everyone has a great holiday.
If you're celebrating, please remember the veterans.
After all, if it wasn't for them, you wouldn't be able to enjoy the freedoms you have today.
Otherwise, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.

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