|♫Stayin' alive, stayin' alive♫|
Today I broke my personal record for the most consecutive days I've been alive. I am one day older, which sure beats the alternative.
I won't deny that life can be tough sometimes. Believe me, it isn't easy being a dragon either. But hey, let's celebrate life by enjoying some fun jokes, okay?
I just finished a book on miming. It left me speechless.
What kind of pet just lays there and does nothing?
Sign outside The T-Rex Dino Diner: HELP WANTED. WE ARE A LITTLE SHORT HANDED.
Two loaves of bread wanted to get married.
Instead they eloafed.
What did one eye say to the other?
"Between you and me, something smells."
Cousin Trey (pictured above right) says, "If two heads are better than one..."
Actually, his mother was scared by a pawn broker's sign before she laid that egg.😉
By the time Dad was my age, he had amassed 30 coffee cans of screws. I have none. What I have done with my life?
Then again, even though he was a Hording Dragon, Dad never could say what he intended to do with all that hardware.
And on that note♫ have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend as I join forces with Autumn the Puppy for our annual Mother's Day Tribute on The Sunday Funnies!—wd.