Sunday, July 15, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BONING UP ON BOOKS (Literacy IS important!)

"I love to sink my teeth into a good book!"
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.
Now, for those of you who don't know, I'm a smart dog.
I've been to Obedience School and everything.
Okay, I'm still not quite sure who was supposed to be obeying who, but anyway...

One thing I love to do when I have time on my paws is read a good book.
After all, EVERYONE should be able to read. It's an unalienable right of existence!
So I thought I'd share some of titles I've read of late with you.
Ready?

Desert Crossing by Rhoda Camel was a hot page turner.

The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow got right to the point.

Stop Arguing by Xavier Breath is one every hot head should read.

Positive Reinforcement by Wade Ago certainly needs no encouragement.

Swimming In The Ocean by C. Lyons was all wet. Then again, maybe I'm biased because the best I can do is dog paddle.

Songs For Children by Barbara Blacksheep is best read aloud in a soft voice at bedtime.

I Lost My Balance by Eileen Dover and Phil Down tells the story about a clumsy tightrope walker who quickly found a new line of work.

Bee Keeping For Beginners by A. P. Array is getting a lot of buzz right now.

But while the above was comedy, the fact that literacy IS important and everyone should not only be able to read, but has the RIGHT to read cannot be denied!
So if you need help reading, don't hesitate to ask someone who does know how for help.
If you haven't been to your local library lately, get there!

Have a great week and the Sunday Funnies will return next weekend.—AtP.

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