Sunday, July 1, 2018


I howl, therefore I sing.♫
Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.
I still have music on my mind since my last solo outing.

Now, no matter how much musical talent you actually have, everyone can at least play the radio and carry a tune in a bucket.

But have you ever wondered about those who attempted to establish a musical career over the course of their lives, but unfortunately failed???

Just imagine the memories those people might have...

I wanted to create a band called The Tone Deaf 6 because we played by ear.
Sadly, we couldn't hit the right notes with a bazooka and blew most of our budget on aspirin.
NOT the right way to play by ear!

I was in an 80s band called “Prevention”.
We thought we were better than The Cure.

I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle.
I then bought a lead whistle but it steel wooden lead me whistle.

If I had succeed in being a rapper, my stage rap name would have been Gershwin, and I'd distribute my music exclusively on compact disks with blue cover art, because then they would be 'Gershwin's rap CDs in blue.'

I gave up on trying to establish a musical career and am starting a new restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It's called "Curry On My Wayward Spud." And yes, there'll be peas when you are done.

Well folks, that's about all the space and jokes I have for this weekend.
So until Jimmy Buffet finally finds his lost shaker of salt, have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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