|"Pass the popcorn. NOW!"|
Now, one thing parents always worry about when their kids are home are the little ones sitting in front of their TVs or computer screens playing too many video games.
Not ol' Bubblehead, who's responsible for my health and well being.
Considering I still haven't found where he hid the game controllers yet, I spend most of my screen time watching movies, and it's amazing the secrets you learn from them. Like...
Most movie dogs are immortal, which certainly makes Autumn the Puppy happy.
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing parade at any time of the year.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of french bread, which must make the local bakery very happy.
It's easy to land a plane if there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
Then again, when I go flying, I never need a plane.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off.
Human females seem to love that stuff, but I think it tastes awful.
Kids, DON'T try that at home! It's difficult for a baby dragon to do so to begin with. I always have to keep my wings folded against my body to get through those things, which always gives me wing cramps.
|Not big enough for Waxy!|
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill. Just grab one at random and
hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
Now if only I had one of those magic wallets. Then again, I never ride in taxis and those things never seem to work for anything else.
On that note, I'm going to watch some more movies if I can find where Bubblehead hid the remote controls for the cable box and the TV set.
Have a good week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.