Sunday, July 8, 2018

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WINGING IT (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I'm really enjoying my summer vacation so far.
Unfortunately, I've been enjoying it so much I barely had any time to make up today's post, so I'm just going to wing it.
Ready?

I saw a guy at the local coffee shop today with no phone, no tablet, no laptop, not even a book. He just sat there drinking coffee. I never could figure out what was wrong with him.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

What do you call a Bee that can't make up its mind?
A MAYBE.

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open Toad.

 I gave all my dead batteries away today. Free of charge.

If you want to avoid technical problems, never let a printer know you're in a hurry.

What is the fastest liquid on Earth?
MILK. It is pasteurized before you see it.

I was going to watch the World Origami Championships before it folded, but then I learned it was only paper view.

If at first you don't succeed, blame the other guy.
WAIT A SECOND...

Note to self: The fact that it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.
And on that note♫, have a great week folks and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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