|Yes, I AM a dragon! Next stupid question?|
Now, I'm going to Dragon School to learn all kinds of neat things that every dragon should know, like: knights are not meals to go in cans.
But no matter how smart I am, sometimes I hear a question that makes me ask: "What made you ask that to begin with?"
With that in mind, here are some of them...
If there are huge crowds at LEGO LAND, does that mean people are lined up for blocks???
At the circus, a beautiful lady was riding on top on an elephant.
One of the clowns told her, "You can't. You get down off a goose!"
A lawyer was questioning a cop during a trial...
"Now, let me get this straight. You're claiming that my client shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor?"
"That is correct," replied the officer.
"And it took over half an hour to arrest her?"
"That is correct," answered the cop.
"Why?" asked the lawyer.
"The floor was still wet."
If a psychic really can see the future, how come they're no better off financially than the rest of us?
What does a worm do in a cornfield?
It goes in one ear and out another.
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.