Sunday, October 28, 2018


What do you mean "nice costume"?
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!

Want to buy a haunted house???
I haven't had a chance to fly over there and check it out for myself, but the current owner says it is.
Of course, while there are no leftovers around me (burp), the only ghosts👻 I ever see are the poultry-geists after Thanksgiving.🦃

In any event, it's time for this years Halloween jokes. Ready?

What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A fence.

What do vampires🦇 take when they are sick?
Coffin drops!

What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

What is a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream!🙀

Pumpkin Pi(e)
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.🐁

What do birds🐦 say on Halloween?
Twick o tweet

Why do ghosts👻 make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit.

What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
Count Quackula!

What is a ghost’s👻 favorite pie?
Booberry pie!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had nobody to go with.

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?

What did one owl🦉 say to the other owl🦉?
Happy Owl-ween!
And on that note♫, Trick or Treat safely and please be back with us again next week for more Sunday Funnies.—wd.

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