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Professional Puppy |
There's all kinds of jokes covering just about every subject under the sun and if by some chance you happen to discover a topic that no one has made a joke about, just wait awhile. They will in time.
With that in mind, here's some jokes about various professions...
I was hooked on auctions after going once, going twice....
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat.
If a doctor gives greeting cards to patients, is he a Cardiologist?
Did you hear about the greeter who was fired from his job at the Hawaii Airport?
He was lei'd off!
A Medical Library Librarian realized, "That's strange. We don't have any back issues of The Chiropractic Journal."
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Western movie extra needing a quick snack! |

The sleigh dog next to him agreed. "And why does the driver keep yelling MUSH! I want steak for dinner!"
One guy bragged, "I always give 100% at work. I give 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 45% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday."
Needless to say, he's giving a 100% on the unemployment line right now.
You know you're dealing with a bad mechanic when they say, "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody!
There will be a special edition of The Sunday Funnies to celebrate Thanksgiving Thursday.
Until then, take care.
AtP.
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