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| Professional Puppy |
There's all kinds of jokes covering just about every subject under the sun and if by some chance you happen to discover a topic that no one has made a joke about, just wait awhile. They will in time.
With that in mind, here's some jokes about various professions...
I was hooked on auctions after going once, going twice....
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat.
If a doctor gives greeting cards to patients, is he a Cardiologist?
Did you hear about the greeter who was fired from his job at the Hawaii Airport?
He was lei'd off!
A Medical Library Librarian realized, "That's strange. We don't have any back issues of The Chiropractic Journal."
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One sleigh dog said to the other, "I should find another line of work. The ad said I'd go places and see great sights, but all I've seen in front of me this whole trip is another dog's tail."The sleigh dog next to him agreed. "And why does the driver keep yelling MUSH! I want steak for dinner!"
One guy bragged, "I always give 100% at work. I give 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 45% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday."
Needless to say, he's giving a 100% on the unemployment line right now.
You know you're dealing with a bad mechanic when they say, "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody!
There will be a special edition of The Sunday Funnies to celebrate Thanksgiving Thursday.
Until then, take care.
AtP.
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