Today is Veterans' Day, but that is too serious a subject to joke about; for those brave men and women of the past, present, and future have done all they can to help protect freedom and their country long before I was hatched.
Instead, let's have some fun! 😀
If you wish to be big, don't belittle others.
|Honor the Veterans!|
I feel sorry for people who grew up before smart phones.
All they had to amuse themselves was reality.
When your past calls, don't answer it.📵
It has nothing new to say.
The Tomato🍅 Family went for a walk.
The baby started lagging behind and the Father Tomato yelled "KETCHUP!"
I went for a walk in a corn field and got lost in the maize.
Everyone knows 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.
(3 times 3 is 9, and if you have to explain a joke...)
A lone sharpie lid is 1 of the most terrifying things a parent can find.
I am a perfectionist with procrastinator complex, yet someday I will do something awesome!
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.