First and foremost, I hope everyone in America remembered to set their clocks back one hour, since Daylight Saving Time ended today.
After all, you certainly don't want to be an hour late to wherever you have to be next, do you?😉
Yeah, I can imagine a lot of kids commenting about school and a lot of adults replying about work right now, but the question was rhetorical.
And it isn't my fault if you haven't studied rhetoricals (yet).
|"Too much time on my hands?"|
Anyway, in keeping with the moment...
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get the clock fixed!
I know there is such a thing as a grandfather's clock, but what happened to the grandmother's clock, let alone the rest of the Clock family?
Would a clock not inside anything be a time out?
Is a tense clock all wound up?
|♫Rock Around The Clock♫|
Is an annoyed clock ticked off?
What did the second hand say to the hour hand when it passed by?
"See you in a minute."
Why did the clock's pendulum stop moving?
It lost its swing.
Why did the man sit on his wristwatch?⌚
He wanted to be on time.
Do ducks wake up at the quack of dawn?⏰
If a clock is still hungry after the meal, does it go back four seconds?
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.