Sunday, January 20, 2019

SUNDAY FUNNIES: OBSERVATIONAL FUNNIES (misc jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Snowed in because of the recent weather, but otherwise warm and dry. Hope you are the same.

Time travelers predict that next week was really exhausting.
I wonder how they know?

Think I'm gonna go back into that nice warm house I share with my people and comment on what I've seen lately. Ready?

By now everyone's Christmas decorations should be down and packed away, except for those lazy people who are getting a jump on the 2019 holiday this December.

At least half, if not more, New Year's Resolutions have already fallen by the wayside, so expect trouble parking at curbs until the garbage is collected.

Nobody notices or even pitches in when it's time to do housework, but everybody is certainly quick to comment when you don't.

For those who don't know the meaning of procrastination, I will tell you tomorrow.

For those who want to watch just a little TV, does that mean you use a small set?

Waxy Dragon missed one dental joke from last week. Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them substitooths.

When you are frustrated with an older person because of all the things they cannot do anymore, just imagine how frustrated they must be about all that they are no longer able to do.

And on that note♫, for those who don't believe that time travel is possible, just remember that it IS later now than when you began reading this post.

Take care and please be back with us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.

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