Sunday, January 27, 2019

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SHOES AND SOCKS IT TO ME!

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Now, as a baby dragon, I'm learning a lot in Dragon School, but we came across a subject the other day that I'm still scratching my head over in disbelief.

Shoes and socks.

Now, I get the basic idea of why humans do wear these things, and if you need them, well—I won't stop you from wearing them, but I just don't understand them.

First off, why do you call it SHOES👞👟 and socks?
Is it an alphabetical thing?
Is it because the shoes are more prominent, since they cover the socks.
Then again, the name can't be based upon what goes on first, because then it would be SOCKS and shoes.
After all, you do put the socks on first, and then the shoes, right?
It would look mighty funny if you put the shoes on your feet first and then tried to put the socks on over them.

Now, some people only wear half of the team at any given moment.
I've seen people walking around sockless while wearing shoes, claiming it helps their feet breathe better.
But I seriously doubt it makes the inside of the shoes any better, being directly against your bare feet.
And if you want your feet to breathe, why put them in shoes to begin with?

I've seen people walking around with just socks on, saying that the shoes hurt their feet.
If that's the case, why don't you buy a better pair of shoes?

Plus, there's all types of shoes to begin with!
Different colors I understand.
After all, who doesn't like variety?
Different shoes between men, women, and children I also get, but the rest...
Sneakers. What are they being so secretive about?
Winged Tips. Why? They can't fly, can they?
Loafers I at least understand. After all, when you want to rest... but why do you need a special pair of shoes just to do that?

And the cost!
They're just shoes!
You're wearing them on your feet, not putting them on display in some museum as fine art.🎨🖼
Considering some of the price tags I've seen for shoes, I'm surprised they don't do the walking for you.

Socks are much different, since there isn't that many varieties involved once you start thinking about the needs of men, women, and children.
Maybe that's why socks get second billing in the team name.
Then again, the red ones play great baseball in Boston! 😀

Anyway, like I said before, I'm just a baby dragon.
The teacher trying to explain everything about shoes and socks gave me a headache then, and trying to talk about them with you folks now has given me another one, so I think I'm going to go lie down for a while.

Take care, have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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