Sunday, January 13, 2019

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TO TELL THE TOOTH! (dental jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
What time do you always see a dentist?
Tooth-hurty.

Actually, my teeth didn't hurt, but I DID go to my dentist for my annual teeth cleaning and oral exam, because dental hygine is just as important to your overall health as eating right, exercise, and all that other good stuff.

Yet that doesn't mean we can't crack a smile and some dental jokes! πŸ˜‰

Why did little Arnold wear a belt on his teeth?
Because he couldn't find his braces.

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth.
Bristle sprouts!
But it will never catch on because what kid willingly eats their vegetables?

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!

What is the best thing to put into any dessert?
Your teeth.😁

If they're sad, do dentists feel down in the mouth?

My dentist told me I have only one cavity. I have to fill it three ties a day.
Guess that means I get to eat more Belgosian Dark Chocolate. HURRAH!

A dentist and a doctor both loved the same girl. One day, the dentist had to go to a conference. He gave his girl seven apples🍎. Do you know why?
Because an apple🍎 a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was a transport ship filling up with teeth.
Because it was a tooth ferry.⛴

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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