|HAPPY NEW YEAR!|
Autumn the Puppy here with the first Sunday Funnies of 2019! 🎈
With a new year upon us, you know what that means!
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS!
But after you make one, what do you do with the other 364 days of the year???
My New Year's resolution was not to make one and—
Dang, I just broke it. 😁
Personally, I think New Year is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar.
After all, if you don't like how your resolutions are progressing, you can always reset them on either the Orthodox New Year later this month or the Chinese New Year in February.
But let's look at some obvious New Year's Resolutions that people are NOT making...
To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store
Dear Luck, can we finally be friends in 2019? Please?
Watch more movie remakes.
Then again, how much NEW material has actually been released lately???
To do less laundry and use more deodorant.
To become a vegan for a day and subsequently learn that it was a missed steak.
Spend more time at work.
Then again, that's the one bosses make for everyone, except themselves. 😕
Truthfully though folks, I do have one resolution.
To rediscover the difference between wants and needs.
May I have all I need and want all I have.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!🎉
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
😟Editor's Note: This column was ready to go on time when it was supposed to, but technical problems kept it from appearing before now. Why? Your guess is as good as ours.—lh,jr.😕