Sunday, March 24, 2019

SUNDAY FUNNIES: PONDERINGS (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Now, let me see if I've got this straight.
The Vernal Equinox, marking the first day of Spring, was March 20.
Today is March 24, so WHERE IS SPRING?
The darn season must have a very lousy travel agent, because not only is it late, it's still cold, grey, and miserable outside.
At least there's no snow, but I can't go outside and feel the sun on my fur because there isn't any warmth to experience right now, let alone a sun🌞 to see.
Do we get extra days of good weather instead of Fall🍂 this October because Spring is late? I think we should!

Here are some other things I'm pondering right now...

Which letter is silent in the word SCENT. The S or the C?
Either way, it still sounds the same.
Of course SENT and CENT are a different matter.
You either have the penny or you don't.

Why is the letter W in Human English called Double U?
Shouldn't it be called Double V?

Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you must make something else dirty?

The word SWIMS upside down is still SWIMS!

100 years ago, everyone owned a horse🐎 and only the rich had cars.🚗
Today everyone has a car🚘 and only the rich own horses.🐴
Just goes to show you how the stables have turned.

Do you realize that your future self is watching you right now through your memories?

If you replace W with T in WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN, you get the answer to each of them.
So why ask the questions?

That if you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

Roses🌹 may be red, but violets are NOT blue.
Besides, how can you tell the mood of a flower, anyway?

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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