Sunday, March 3, 2019


Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
I may have a fur coat, but even I'm getting sick and tired of this winter! 😝
Except for bathroom runs, and it's not my fault no one has ever shown me how to use that porcelain thing some of you call a "throne" (by the way, who got crowned?), I've been staying in a lot.
Hey. Can you blame me?
I really can't wait for spring and summer to get here.
My owner's made a special play list with music from Vince Guaraldi's Peanuts work, the Cranberries, Eminem, and Blind Melon. He calls it his trail mix.
When faced with a difficult challenge, some people say they give it their all.
On a day like this unfortunately, I only feel like giving it my some.
Yet it's still Sunday, so let's fire up some humor to keep us warm. Ready?

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?
Unless you're the lead dog, the view NEVER changes!
He couldn't resistor.

It's so cold outside...
"HOW COLD IS IT?" you ask.
Or at least you would if you were at rehearsal earlier and knew what your cue was.
Anyway, it's so cold that the Gingerbread man is using cookie sheets to keep his bed warm at night.

How do you people get around when you're out and about?
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Elevators can pick you up, but they always end up letting you down.
Then again, I don't trust elevators because I never want to get trapped in one, so I take steps to avoid them.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant.
So how come chocolate isn't used in salads?
And I wish chocolate was safe for dogs.
But I would definitely appreciate something warm in my food or water dish right about now.

Is a horse that sleeps all day a night mare?
Guess it depends upon how the knight feels about her, and I've definitely got too much time on my paws thinking about stuff like this!

So on that note♫, try to have a great week everybody!
Stay warm, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

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