I am a proud member in good standing of the animal kingdom, and so I feel ably qualified to share with you the following animal themed jokes this Sunday.
What do you call a pod of musical whales🐳?
At any given time, the urge to sing ♫The Lion🦁 Sleeps Tonight♫ could be just "a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...."
A cow🐄 caught her two calves watching TV📺 later than they had permission to. “Come on, you two," she said. "It's pasture bedtime.”
Did you know that scientists have discovered how trees🌲 communicate?
They bark. Especially the dog🐶woods.😉
What did Mother Nature say to the butterfly🦋?
"Your time as a caterpillar has expired. Your wings are ready."
A Chicken🐔 bragged to a Fruit, “I am free range.”
The Fruit replied “I am O range. "
Are horses🐎 born on 04-01, April Foals?
One woodchuck complained to the other about their job's new rules.
“After all these years of chucking wood, I can’t believe we now have to verify that we actually can chuck wood, let alone keep track of exactly how much!"
Remember: in business, no job is officially finished until the paperwork is done.
What is it called when a cat🐱 meows for food when their food bowl is half full?
And on that note♪, have a great week everybody and please join me and Waxy Dragon for our annual FATHERS DAY salute next weekend on The Sunday Funnies!—AtP.