Hello Everybody! Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we celebrate Father's Day! 😀
That's right Autumn. While it's something that should be done every day, we take time out to honor dear ol' dad.
And the best way to do that is with some jokes, since this IS the Sunday Funnies, so let's get right to it Waxy.
Did you know my dad is a magician?
He walked down the street and turned into a hardware store!
Dad, I'm sorry for all the stupid things I did as a kid. If it helps, you only know half of it.
Remember when over protective fathers warned potential beaus, "Yes, I have a beautiful daughter. I also have a shotgun and a backhoe and know how to use them both in the middle of the night without anyone knowing."
Then again, there's always the one about the Courtroom Judge who asked the man, "Why are you trying to annul your marriage?
To which the man replied, “I learned her father’s shotgun wasn’t even loaded."
A young man called his father and dad said,“It is about time you called. I haven’t eaten all week since the last time you called.”
“Why haven’t you eaten?” the son asked, worried about his dad.
To which the father replied, “I haven’t eaten because I did not want my mouth full of food in case you called.”
And on that note♫, we hope that everyone who had the opportunity to celebrate today did so.
Take care, have a great week, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP AND wd!