Sunday, September 8, 2019

SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2019

Waxy Dragon (as if you couldn't tell)
Autumn the Puppy
Hello Everybody!
Today you have you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we hold our annual Back To School Special! 😀

That's right Autumn. I'm back in Dragon School for another year, to which Bubblehead took a day off to celebrate for some odd reason. What about you?

Well...
I've already been to Obedience School. Twice.
Those silly people running the place still don't know anything about how to be a dog.
Sit. Stay. Beg.
Who do they think I am? A trained seal?
What happened to run, jump, play, romp, love, and all the other neat things dogs do?

Anyway, let's get on to the jokes, folks!

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date!
They say it was OK and will go again soon. Aw...

What is a math teacher's favorite snack?
Pi! 𝛑

The teacher was admonishing the children for not working hard enough on the test.
“Anybody who thinks they are stupid, stand up.”
There was a long moment of silence, then Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Johnny, do you really think you are stupid?”
“No, but I felt bad for you being the only one standing.”

The math teacher was explaining addition.
“One plus five equals six. Two plus four equals six. Three plus three equals six.”
One kid thought about that for a moment and said, “Oh come on now. Can't you make up your mind?”

“Know any psychiatrist jokes?”
“I’m a-Freud not."

Not all math jokes are bad, just sum.

And on that note♫, that's all the time and space we have for now.
Waxy will be flying solo next weekend. Until then, take care, and have a great week everybody!
AtP and WD.

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