Now I know a lot of people are (rightly) concerned about Hurricane Dorian🌀 out in the Atlantic right now, and I can't blame you.
Being originally from the Gulf Coast myself, the best advice I can give in regards to such a storm is, whenever possible, if you know which way it's headed, GO THE OTHER WAY!
But the idea here is to take your mind off of your troubles for a few minutes, so...
Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy mind.
When cooking, if you boil a funny bone, does it becomes laughing stock?
The Buggles claim ♫Video Killed The Radio Star♫, but Video's lawyer says his client has an alibi for that night!
Is it true that if you play a country music song backwards, you get a happy ending?
Sometimes you have to wonder about the world today.
A bank teller told a customer there was insufficient funds available to cover the check he wanted to cash, so the man asked the teller "Is the problem with my account or the bank?"💸
Believe it or not, the cheapest concert available to enjoy costs only 45¢!
Just catch Rapper 50¢ with Nickleback.
And remember: never take chips to a Salsa DANCE!😉
So on that note♫, I hope everyone has a great week, hurricane or no hurricane. Take care, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.