Sunday, September 1, 2019


Hello Everybody! Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here since the ladies have the Labor Day holiday weekend off.
Now I know a lot of people are (rightly) concerned about Hurricane Dorian๐ŸŒ€ out in the Atlantic right now, and I can't blame you.
Being originally from the Gulf Coast myself, the best advice I can give in regards to such a storm is, whenever possible, if you know which way it's headed, GO THE OTHER WAY!

But the idea here is to take your mind off of your troubles for a few minutes, so...

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy mind.

When cooking, if you boil a funny bone, does it becomes laughing stock?

The Buggles claim ♫Video Killed The Radio Star♫, but Video's lawyer says his client has an alibi for that night!

Is it true that if you play a country music song backwards, you get a happy ending?

Never bet on a silkworm race. It always ends in a tie.

Sometimes you have to wonder about the world today.
A bank teller told a customer there was insufficient funds available to cover the check he wanted to cash, so the man asked the teller "Is the problem with my account or the bank?"๐Ÿ’ธ

Believe it or not, the cheapest concert available to enjoy costs only 45¢!
Just catch Rapper 50¢ with Nickleback.

And remember: never take chips to a Salsa DANCE!๐Ÿ˜‰

So on that note♫, I hope everyone has a great week, hurricane or no hurricane. Take care, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.

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