Sunday, September 15, 2019

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WHY? (misc. jokes)

Inquisitive little dragon, ain't I?
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Now I'll be the first to admit that I've been scratching my head trying to figure out what to do for this post.
There are some left over jokes from our annual Back To School episode that Autumn the Puppy and I didn't get a chance to use, but most of them involve dogs and homework and I can't do that to my friend.
But yet, no matter how good each day at Dragon School is, the teachers always seem unable to answer some of my questions. So I'm going to post them here and see if YOU have the information I seek. Ready?

Would working in a security position for the Samsung Corporation make that person a Guardian of
the Galaxy? 🌌

Shouldn't using the self checkout register at a store entitle you to an employee discount?

Why do underwear and socks🧦 come in resealable bags, but potato chips don’t?

Have you ever noticed that the word "nun" is actually just a picture of the letter "n" doing a cartwheel?

Why can't you buy chicken🐔 broth at the stock market?

Does boiling a funny bone make it laughing stock?

If I have any questions about the Arctic, should I go poll a bear?😉

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating a rare plant?

Can't you get the other chess pieces at a pawn shop too?

If you play a country music song backwards, do you REALLY get a happy ending?

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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