Sunday, February 23, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SUNDAY PUNNIES

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
Being just a baby companion dragon, I go to Dragon School just like human kids go to their school, but I've got to tell you, the English language is quite interesting.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
One thing I have developed quite an interest in is the pun.
Those funny comments brought about when similar words are used in place of the ones that should have been said.
Or in other words, guess what today's Sunday Punnies are about! ๐Ÿ˜‰

I got sick at a small hotel๐Ÿจ in Madrid.
I called the front desk and they said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor came and made me feel better.
I told him that I was amazed that a hotel this small had a doctor on staff.
He said, “No one expects the Spanish Inn Physician.”

On the radio, they were talking about a metaphor.
I was wondering, what is a meta for anyway?

I went to a disgusting hotel called THE FIDDLE.๐ŸŽป
It turned out to be a Vile Inn.

Broken pencils✎ are pointless!

I once stayed up all night to see the sun rise.๐ŸŒ…
Then it dawned on me.๐ŸŒž

We recently took a class field trip to a soda factory.
I wonder if there will be a pop quiz?
Waxy's drawing of "Bubblehead"

Bubblehead (the human I'm stuck live with) originally didn't like his new beard.
Then it grew on him.๐Ÿง”

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!

What does a clock⏰ do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.

Speaking of which, I would love to have some Belgosian Dark Chocolate๐Ÿซ right now.
I wonder where Bubblehead is hiding it this time?

So while I go chocolate hunting, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!wd.

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