Sunday, July 12, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: COPING WITH COVID-19

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

😷Not to get political or climb upon any other soap boxes today, but we've all been fighting this {censored} pandemic for quite a while now as it is.
Some places are obviously faring better than others dealing with it at the moment, but let's face facts.

This is a VERY SERIOUS matter that has to be faced head on and dealt with rationally.

After all, there are several instances of conflicting businesses such as casinos and churches being closed during this health crisis.
So when both Heaven😇 AND Hell😈 agree...

Yet this IS The Sunday Funnies and I AM supposed to entertain you all for awhile, so...

In the super markets they put an X on the floor to tell us where to stand in line for checkout.
"Ha!" exclaimed one guy. "I’ve seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that."

The way 2020 is going right now, the only thing we're really lacking at the moment is Godzilla!

I've had my patience tested. I’m negative.

Let's see now.
The bills are washed.
The laundry is paid.
The clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer.
Who says I can't multitask when stressed?

There are those who think Quarantine is an inside joke.
The joke's on you if you don't protect yourself!
But criminals must be having a lot of fun with Quarantine conditions right now.
They can lay low till the heat dies down and no one is suspicious.

The auto industry has some serious competition at the moment.
The most expensive vehicle on earth right now isn't anything they make.
It's the shopping cart.

Here's what I find ironic.
If anyone made an 8 hour movie, no one would watch it because it was too long.
Yet if you take that same movie and break it down into 8 episodes, people will stream it straight through from beginning to end!

In hindsight, fencing is the perfect COVID-19 sport.
You wear masks and gloves along with other protective gear and you can't risk getting within six feet of your opponent.

All the doctors, nurses, epidemiologists, immunologists, and other researchers keep saying that COVID-19 is dangerous.
On the other hand, all those people who barely passed high school science say it's not.
Guess who's right? (Hint: It's NOT the second option! 😉)

This should be blatantly obvious, but to make it official.
Drinking bug spray does NOT 💀 protect you from Murder Hornets!

And on that note♫, try to have a good week. STAY SAFE! And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP.

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